I was kinda fat back then, which never hurts nobody in comedy, so I used it to my advantage in my act. Fuck sexy, I brought chubby back. It made me even cuter onstage than I already was. If you’re fat, you suffer from inflated food bills, bad knees, broken furniture, and heart problems. But in comedy, you’re way funnier.

Tracy Morgan in I am the New Black (via mrpenguino)

Looking For A New Roommate!

(via biophysicalresonance)

awesome kids looking for an awesome addition at chateau sparkle.

vegansaurus: No need for to freak because that’s a rubber chicken, yall. Actually, only need for vegans to freak is over THAT FUCKING AWESOME DOG and THAT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL BRIDGE. <3 San Francisco today. (Pico Jumps via laughingsquid)

vegansaurus:

No need for to freak because that’s a rubber chicken, yall. Actually, only need for vegans to freak is over THAT FUCKING AWESOME DOG and THAT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL BRIDGE. <3 San Francisco today.

(Pico Jumps via laughingsquid)

Putting dishes away at mary&#8217;s apartment. Found this, probably from Mary&#8217;s &#8220;burn down the mission&#8221; birthday. chris, mary, mollie c, &amp; monty.

Putting dishes away at mary’s apartment. Found this, probably from Mary’s “burn down the mission” birthday. chris, mary, mollie c, & monty.

via vegansaurus

via vegansaurus

superamit: via Zack!

superamit:

via Zack!

kkr: Obama dressed as pikachu running a marathon with an eggplant and a ninja

kkr:

Obama dressed as pikachu running a marathon with an eggplant and a ninja

Pedestrian and bike

Pedestrian and bike

video chat with katherine! she &amp; tony moved to tokyo for the next 6 months. we miss her.

video chat with katherine! she & tony moved to tokyo for the next 6 months. we miss her.

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