natalie

vegansaurus:

These pies are seriously ridiculous. The strawberry rhubarb! The blueberry & candied lemon*! Heaven! OH AND THEY’RE VEGAN. Well, not all of them but I’m working on that (can I get a what-what for Earth Balance!? Nevermind! Further, BLOW ME EARTH BALANCE IS THE SHIT AND ISN’T MILKED FROM THE UDDER OF A COW THAT’S USED UNTIL SHE LITERALLY FALLS DOWN AND DIES. Oh those are the lucky ones, the others go to slaughter. Actually, I can’t tell who the lucky ones are, opinions?)

SO ANYWAY, you should track them down on twitter @bikebasketpies and request so many vegan pies and then eat them all and be tremendously happy. You can then write me numerous love letters thanking me for sending you to this hand-held pie in the sky gloriousness. Next, you can send me a blank check. After that, I’ll take the check straight to Singapore Airlines and buy a one way ticket to Tokyo where I’ll seamlessly blend into Japanese culture by losing 200 pounds and dressing like a cabbage patch kid. We all have different dreams. My point is, these pies are great. And only available on Tuesdays. FOR NOW. I have a feeling they are going to take off and become famous. Well, as famous as food products can become. Which is to say, very famous. Please see: The Hamburgular.

I need to eat dinner.

*pictured! And i know my skills suck, the pie is much more delicious looking but I wanted to put something up because apparently people don’t read blogs without big pictures because everyone is really stupid now.

vegansaurus is the funniest thing ever! and she loves the vegan pies, YAY.