"I was kinda fat back then, which never hurts nobody in comedy, so I used it to my advantage in my act. Fuck sexy, I brought chubby back. It made me even cuter onstage than I already was. If you’re fat, you suffer from inflated food bills, bad knees, broken furniture, and heart problems. But in comedy, you’re way funnier."

Tracy Morgan in I am the New Black (via mrpenguino)